teenagerposts:

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

yachi-hitoka:

god was like no friends no talent no seratonin but heres some ugly 

hicough:

Me: *sits down to write*

Me: *rereads old writing for several hours and doesn’t get any writing done*

Me:

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drunksandralee:

me, ex-less bopping to thank u, next

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sweetenergrandes:

me singing the lyric “i’m so fucking grateful for my ex” even though i’ve never been in a relationship before to even have an ex in the first place

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motiya:

love a good shift in personality and priorities every few years it really keeps things sexy and interesting

fuckrashida:

my favorite thing about being a black woman is how everyone copies us then act like they don’t

djpaulyd:

being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art

doubleplusunlucky:

girlfriendluvr:

linoone:

touchtheowl:

touchtheowl:

Another fucking bone thief?

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AAAAHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THATS THE TOE NECKLACE PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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this is genuinely so fucking disgusting and horrifying. let her rest in peace and stop being a racist piece of shit with a CHILD’S REMAINS

Chiming in as a professional osteologist: this is wildly unethical and unfortunately extremely common. Big shock, but most bone hoarders are entirely ignorant of history and/or racist shit heads who powertrip off the opportunity to own somebody else’s remains. Most are unspeakably boring people who feel the need to pretend to be a witch / cultist / scientist / curator so that someone will think they are edgy and cool, and either don’t know/ don’t care that many older medical specimens were obtained before consent and professional codes of ethics were a thing. Inevitably, academic institutions clean up the messes that these idiots leave behind, and this behavior isn’t victim free. There is a huge difference between donated medical specimens, and whatever the fuck this situation is. Nobody ever consented to be shown off like a trophy by some empty-headed scene kid whose grasp of human decency is even shittier than her dye job.

spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

closet-keys:

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

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